Been spending a lot of time in the Star Wars section of the Pit of Voles lately, and I have to ask, why songfic? Is there any songfic out there that would not be vastly improved by eliminating the clots of lyrics infesting it ( Read more... )

1) I have officially bailed on SGU. (Insert "I TOLD YOU SO!" here.) My crush on Sergeant Greer proved not enough to make up for just about everything else. Mostly I just got bored, and that's the one thing I will not tolerate in my entertainment ( Read more... )

Just in case you thought (hoped? feared?) that my last post means I don't believe in ever mocking badfic (with or without Mary Sues), I hasten to assure you that's not the case. In fact, last night I encountered the following line in the depths of the Star Wars section of the Pit of Voles:

"Fill me with your love seed."You know, as one virgin ( Read more... )

1) FFS, fandom, the word is "villain." V-I-L-L-A-I-N. Not "villian." Don't you ever spell check your fic before you post it at the Pit of Voles? *tears out hair*

2) Another ship to add to the Sociopathic Murderer/Good Girl OTP list: Francis Dolarhyde/Reba McClane from Red Dragon. (I have a bit of a thing for Ralph Fiennes, or at least I did before ( Read more... )

Still NaNoing madly on my Deryni-fic novel and finally done rereading all the Kelson-related books in the series.

King Kelson's Bride, which I just finished reading for the second time and which is chronologically the last book in the Deryni universe, is still my least favorite, not just of the Kelson novels, but of all the Deryni books ( Read more... )

You know you have read too much badfic at the Pit of Voles when discovering that an author believes green apple Smirnoff Ice is the height of sophistication just makes you want to chuck her under her little chin and hope that she develops better taste in booze when she's old enough to drink legally. It's kind of sweet, really. Let's see if I can ( Read more... )

So, Alias fic author at the Pit of Voles, in what alternate universe does Sydney Bristow have "tiny feet"?

Have you ever seen Jennifer Garner? She's not exactly a dainty-footed little bit of a thing! Nor does she have a "small frame." (The "small waist" I'll give you, since she is a slender woman ( Read more... )

I'm bored. Time to play the Pit of Voles summary game, featuring Batman!
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